“Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally.”
It's been a stressful day and I'm looking for ways not to loose my marbles.
The winner?
“Do not use for personal hygiene” Label on a toilet brush! HA!HA!
The title of this post won 3rd place. It was taken from a label on a digital thermometer!
I used to have a shade screen for my car windshield that said, "Warning: Do not drive with shade screen in place."
Pauleeeeze.
Any other funny ones out there?
posted by Bookish Wendy at 1/06/2005
3 Comments:
This is so unrelated to this post, it's not funny, but these are 2 things I keep meaning to mention and continue to forget...I thought of a funny book/author- Laurie Notaro. Have you ever read her stuff? I enjoyed her book, I think it was Autobiography of a Fat Bride.
Also, next year we need to do yarn bets when the Browns play the Steelers. I guess we don't need to, but I thought it might be fun. I'm a goober.
Love the soap, and the label! What scent is it?
Once used rectally . . . wish I had read that warning label when the kids were babies . . . bwahahahaha!
The Daisy is Crazy
My little sister's scooter thing (the one all the kids have now where you stand up on it and hold the handlebars) has a warning label on it that reads: "Product is in motion when in use." Thanks, guys; I was confused about that.
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