Thursday, January 06, 2005

“Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally.”

It's been a stressful day and I'm looking for ways not to loose my marbles.

The Michigan Law Abuse Watch has announced the awards for its
"Wacky Warning Labels" Contest

The winner?
“Do not use for personal hygiene” Label on a toilet brush! HA!HA!

The title of this post won 3rd place. It was taken from a label on a digital thermometer!

I used to have a shade screen for my car windshield that said, "Warning: Do not drive with shade screen in place."


Any other funny ones out there?

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Blogger um said...

those labels are wacky, indeed. i'm shuddering at the thought of any relation between someone's body and a toilet bowl brush. *shudder* <-------- see?

i wanted to tell you that in this area (lancaster, pa) there are a ton of amish discount/grocery stores. the amish are very frugal and money-wise, so they have these stores where they sell bulk goods, some damaged, many out of date, but it's a moneymaker for them. this one store runs on a generator, smells like death, but has great bargains. it is weird, you're right. it's lancaster.

i love your soap! how cool is that?! is soapmaking hard?

1/07/2005 8:24 AM  
Blogger Lauren said...

Those are so funny!!! Wow, I will keep my eye out for some good ones. Thanks for the laugh of the day :)

1/07/2005 10:08 AM  
Blogger Sandysknitting said...

Our hair dryer instruction sheet said
"do not use while sleeping!".
Darn. Isn't that the best time to style your hair??

1/08/2005 8:50 AM  
Blogger Cathi said...

This is so unrelated to this post, it's not funny, but these are 2 things I keep meaning to mention and continue to forget...I thought of a funny book/author- Laurie Notaro. Have you ever read her stuff? I enjoyed her book, I think it was Autobiography of a Fat Bride.

Also, next year we need to do yarn bets when the Browns play the Steelers. I guess we don't need to, but I thought it might be fun. I'm a goober.

Love the soap, and the label! What scent is it?

1/09/2005 1:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once used rectally . . . wish I had read that warning label when the kids were babies . . . bwahahahaha!

The Daisy is Crazy

1/10/2005 5:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My little sister's scooter thing (the one all the kids have now where you stand up on it and hold the handlebars) has a warning label on it that reads: "Product is in motion when in use." Thanks, guys; I was confused about that.

1/12/2005 12:34 AM  

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